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Sakura Az · Dec 12, 2007, 07:59 AM // 07:59

if i could work at anet...... not a clue what i would do.. prolly pretend to be lost all day and wander around and look at all the cool art and designs and play gw.

mr_groovy · Dec 12, 2007, 08:26 AM // 08:26

I'd be a gamedev. I would write a nice little code triggered by "/nolootscaling", when everybody was to lunch, and I must make a "phone call". he he he he

odly · Dec 12, 2007, 08:32 AM // 08:32

I'd be a lead designer and make the Kurzick and Luxon skills PvP only and have the title's degenerate at the same rate as the alliance standing of a guild.

Vl Vl D · Dec 12, 2007, 10:14 AM // 10:14

I would take position of the skid mark leaver and blame others.

Etta · Dec 12, 2007, 10:26 AM // 10:26

CEO. I'd stick two fingers up at the suits from NCSoft, then sell Arenanet to the highest bidder. Be it Sony, Microsoft heck even EA! Then I'll get all the money and move to Canary Islands.

RhanoctJocosa · Dec 12, 2007, 10:27 AM // 10:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorde

I would make a post here as a official Anet member. It would be a post of epic proportions.

That

and...

- remove factions + nf + eotn
- ban certain scrubs
- go over to korea to negotiate an ending of conscription
- bring koreans back
-i'd also tell izzy he's bad
yeye

Toutatis · Dec 12, 2007, 10:54 AM // 10:54

Tough decision... I would EITHER:

Rewrite all the cutscene dialogues for Factions. Factions did have a great story, but the dialogue they used to tell the story was absolutely terrible. And perhaps modify Togo's appearance a little so that he looks more like a respectable sensei and less like a talking hamster (I had enough of the whole hamster thing watching Hurricaneger).

OR:

Take over ANet's PR department. The game's advertising campaigns have been absolutely deplorable (if my agent did the same with any PR that I needed doing, I would have him fired immediately followed by a public execution with a worldwide broadcast). Loads of things that could be improved there.

McMullen · Dec 12, 2007, 11:16 AM // 11:16

I would take the job of whoever organises the weekend events and do something that'll bring people to the lesser explored parts of guild wars (and bring back costume brawl).

Like some sort of special mission at Maguuma Stade.. make people regret being run straight to Sanctum Cay :P

Leijah · Dec 12, 2007, 11:33 AM // 11:33

I would solve all problems.

Shanaeri Rynale · Dec 12, 2007, 11:34 AM // 11:34

Just a few simple things, since i'd only have a day

Make prot spirit target other ally...

Make spiteful spirit a mesmer skill
Delete Ursan blessing and all other 'buff' PvE skills.
Make the max guild size 1000
Give every monster in the game a res skill in HM
Put back the Rift Guardians
Add in a quantity button to the rare mat seller

Oh, and as a end of day i'm going joke. Create a Hugggee update with 20,000 files that does nothing at all. Then watch wiki and the forums go pop as people speculate what it could be..

~ Dan ~ · Dec 12, 2007, 12:04 PM // 12:04

I'd ruin Izzy's life by making a good skill balance and being perma hired.

Coridan · Dec 12, 2007, 12:18 PM // 12:18

I would "blow the whistle" on loot scaling and all the anti farming measures that are in the game. And i would figure out which GM is giving me lag periodicaly. It really gets frustrating!

bhavv · Dec 12, 2007, 12:19 PM // 12:19

Im not sure what position I would have, but I would remove loot scaling, allow 7 heroe parties as 3 flagged heros and 4 customisable hench, and sort out all of the current henchmen skillbars.

Maximumraver · Dec 12, 2007, 12:40 PM // 12:40

I would delete Nightfall.

Pae · Dec 12, 2007, 12:51 PM // 12:51

I'd want to see what PR or QA Testing is like behind the scenes at ANet. Besides, there's not much else that I have experience with that's relevant to GW :P. Coding is limited to VB, HTML, and CSS. Creative capabilities are limited to doodling and spriting - not exactly GW art :P

Edit: added QA Testing

Cargan · Dec 12, 2007, 01:00 PM // 13:00

I'd make everyone coffee and "nerf" the cups by putting a hole in the bottom.

Had I the choice I'd take up the role of Director and remove more from the GW1 budget and push it into the GW2 project to help speed it up a little more. Things like changing weekend events to week events once a month. Less time spent on skill balancing and insignifigant changes and that time reallocated to fixing bugs.

I'd also split Gaile's tasks between 2 people. one researcher who would actively search forums & whatnot for ideas and problems within the community and report them to developers (but not reply directy through forums as they currently do as it causes unnecessary stress to staff and no-one needs stressed staff), and one community relations who would have a larger presence ingame since that's where the majority of people are.

Cargan

jackie · Dec 12, 2007, 01:08 PM // 13:08

I'd play minigolf at my office few hours and call it a day around 10am.

isamu kurosawa · Dec 12, 2007, 01:22 PM // 13:22

I'd be the person who makes everyone tea and coffee while handing out biscuits. That way i get to be everywhere, watching what everyone is upto, possibly add to peoples work agenda while they are not looking....

HayesA · Dec 12, 2007, 01:22 PM // 13:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faer

I'd be a GM and ban you.

Damn you! I was going to say GM! D:

Yeah so, GM, then annoy everyone else in the office about all the people I have banned in the short 8 hours i'd be there.

Muahahahahaa.

Yanman.be · Dec 12, 2007, 01:33 PM // 13:33

Not "if" but "when you will be " "for ever"